I saw your one-man show. You looked like you were having so much fun up there!
You're so lucky they always have your size.
Are you a lawyer? No? Are you sure?
You remind me of someone from back home.
So jealous you don't care what other people think!
You are great at karaoke.
You're so creative - I wouldn't know what to do with all that free time.
This haircut is so much better than the last one!
Honestly, I don't think of you as a person with credit card debt.
You're taller than I originally thought!
You could totally be on a reality show.
Love that fanny pack.