Hi, I'm Brian. I'm an actor and comedian living in Brooklyn with my imaginary dog, Kevin. Kevin, shh! Daddy's working. I write for television (Vh1, MTV, Logo, truTV, Fuse, History, Entertainment Weekly, Page Six), and I perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NY. You can see me yucking it up onstage with The Law Firm, We Will Turn You Gay, and Ding Dong!, as well as appearing in digital series for Above Average and The Scene.

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I once tore my knee doing air guitar during an improv show.

Speaking of... I'm very proud to perform at the UCB Theatre every Friday night. Get tickets here!

I had braces for seven years. In 2nd grade I wore headgear to school - but it was cool because the strap was denim.

I used to be a cast member on VH1's "Best Week Ever." I also hosted a thing called "Best Night Ever," for which I was paid in sandwiches.

I grew up in Georgia, just like America's sweetheart Julia Roberts. Coincidence?

Two truths and a lie: I've been featured in some of my favorite magazines - Interview, Nylon Guys, and JUGGS.

I went to Brown University in the great, tiny state of Rhode Island.

One time I wrote for a Fuse TV show called "DJ Doggy Dance Party." We are truly living in the Golden Age of Television.

What else, what else...

I was the drunk sidekick on a New England based talk show called "Bianca Unanchored." Sadly, I don't remember much about this experience, but I'm told the people of Maine loved it.

My latest comedy series, "Table For One," is out now. Check it out on The Scene!