• I saw your one-man show. You looked like you were having so much fun up there!

  • You're so lucky they always have your size.

  • Are you a lawyer? No? Are you sure?

  • You remind me of someone from back home.

  • So jealous you don't care what other people think!

  • You are great at karaoke.

  • You're so creative - I wouldn't know what to do with all that free time.

  • This haircut is so much better than the last one!

  • Honestly, I don't think of you as a person with credit card debt.

  • You're taller than I originally thought!

  • You could totally be on a reality show.

  • Love that fanny pack.