Hi, I'm Brian. I'm a comedian living in Brooklyn, NY with my imaginary dog Kevin. Kevin, shh! Daddy's working. I write for television (Vh1, MTV, Logo, truTV, Fuse, History Channel, Entertainment Weekly), and I perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NY. You can see me yucking it up with The Law Firm, Ass Wednesday, Hot For Teacher, or hosting the bi-monthly talk show Ding Dong!. I love making comedy with my friends, but my real passion is taking selfies.

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I once tore my knee doing air guitar during an improv show.

Speaking of... I'm very proud to perform at the UCB Theatre every Friday night with The Law Firm. Get tickets here!

I had braces for seven years. In 2nd grade I wore headgear to school - but it was cool because the strap was denim.

I used to be a cast member on VH1's "Best Week Ever." I also hosted a podcast called "Best Night Ever." I had nothing to do with "Best TIME Ever" but I wish Neil Patrick Harris all the best.

I grew up in Georgia, just like America's sweetheart Julia Roberts. Coincidence?

I've been featured in some of my favorite magazines - Interview, Nylon Guys, and JUGGS (the last one is a lie, but can you imagine???).

I went to Brown University, or as it's casually referred to: "the College in the English Colony of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, in New England, in America."

I happily wrote for the Fuse TV pilot "DJ Doggy Dance Party." We are truly living in the Golden Age of Television.

What else, what else...

I was the drunk sidekick on a New England based talk show called "Bianca Unanchored." Sadly, I don't remember much about this experience, but I'm told the people of Maine loved it.